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This is rich..
From this article in Jyllands-Posten today:

When we are talking about integration - the full meaning of the word, where Moslems feel welcome and respected in the community - then it is my estimate that it will take 12 years of hard work to get the EU member countries to accept the idea of showing respect to the symbols of Islam.

UN: Denmark Violated Convention on Racism

By Jens Grund and Kristoffer Pinholt

The UN criticises that the Danish state didn’t vigorously pursue allegations of racism of racism against the leader of the Danish People’s Party, Pia Kjærsgaard in 2003. Pia Kjærsgaard says UN’s decision is preposterous.

Denmark violated the UN convention on racial discrimination by not vigorously pursuing a charge of racism against the leader of the Danish People’s Party, Pia Kjærsgaard, in 2003.

So says the United Nations Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination in a new decision. The case began in 2003 when Pia Kjærsgaard in a letter to the editor criticised the Minister for Justice for subbmitting a proposed law against circumcision of girls to the Danish-Somalian organisation. The leader of the DPP compared it to asking pedophiles whether they objected to a ban on sex with children.
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This just made me laugh. We are being decided on by a committee who among its members can muster such excellent members of the world community as Argentina, Ecuador, China, Burkina Faso, Guatemala and… wait for it.
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Considering recent events, I would like to come forward as the foremost spokesman of this worldview:
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MSNBC reports:

NEW YORK - Osama bin Laden’s niece, an aspiring singer who posed for a sexy photo shoot in a men’s magazine last year, has signed up for a reality television show about her life and her as yet unfulfilled “quest for stardom.”

Wafah Dufour Bin Ladin, whose mother was married to the al Qaeda leader’s half brother, was born in California but lived in Saudi Arabia from the age of three to 10.

“I understand that when people hear my last name, they have preconceived notions, but I was born an American and I love my country,” Dufour said in a statement from ReganMedia announcing the deal to develop a reality TV series.

Click more to see nudie-pics of bin Laden’s Niece. This was a harsh choice for this blog, because usually only profanity is shown here. But in the name of Freedom of speech, here goes:
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From “A New Dictionary of Quotations” by H.L. Mencken:

“One Mohammedan is no Mohammedan; two are half a one; three are one”
- Chinese Proverb

It touches very nicely on the need for Moslems to be in flock. I don’t remember how often we were told that “1.3 Billion Moslems” had been offended. They fail to understand that if their arguments were to have any impact on us, the number of Moslems offended would matter not. Their argument would have to be valid for 1 Moslem as well as 1.3 Billion of them.

Shamelessly stolen from Irshad Manji’s webpage:

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah meet at a conference about religion, and afterwards are sitting around discussing their different faiths. The conversation turns to the topic of taboos.

The priest says to the rabbi and the mullah, “You guys can’t tell me that you’ve never eaten pork.”
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I was just perusing my daily dose of the intarweb, while having a cuppa coffee when I came across this and I had to spend some time cleaning my keyboard. I bring to you - the travellers guide to Fwance:
Hat-Tip: Mr. Free Market

The following advice for American travellers going to France was compiled from information provided by the US State Department, the CIA, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centers for Disease Control and some very expensive spy satellites that the French don’t know about.

General Overview

France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe. It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular importance and with not very good shopping. France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and Eurodisney. Among its contributions to western civilization are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine. Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible for Americans to get decent Mexican food. One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that local people insist on speaking in French, though many will speak English if shouted at. Watch your money at all times.
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*PHEEW*

It seems we can officially breathe a sigh of relief. The Religious Policeman reports that The Muslim Offense Level has been downgraded from condition RED - HIGH to condition YELLOW - ELEVATED. Definition of MOL YELLOW:

ELEVATED

Meaning - We are definitely cross, because people keep blaming us for 9/11, Parisian cars getting torched, Saudi women getting stoned

Non-Muslim response - Pretend that these things have nothing to do with Islam or Muslims, tell everyone how we brought algebra to 9th Century Spain

Consequence of non-compliance - We will cause even more mayhem. Did you leave your car out in the street?

As bad as that may sound, it’s a lot bether than MOL RED:

HIGH

Meaning - We are extremely offended by a particular individual or country

Non-Muslim response - That individual or country must apologize

Consequence of non-compliance - Individual; Fatwa, assassination, or both. Country; Boycott (unless you export things the Saudi Royal Family are consumers of), and Saudi newspapers write a long string of boring and repetitive articles that you will never read but will drive Saudi readers to distraction.

Go there and read the full report. Also read the report announcing the elevated MOL from January 29.

Real story from Denmark.

The Social Democrats  have gotten their panties in a bunch over the Political spokesmen of the reigning Liberal party, Jens Rohde. Because the PM is quity busy at the moment, Jens Rohde has taken over a number of jobs from the PM. Including heckling the opposition parties. The opposition parties are at the present not very pleased with this because Jens Rhode is… Rather polemic in the way he talks of the opposition.

There’s been declared a political truce in Denmark because we don’t want to give the MFs in the Middle East more to nag on about. The problem is that the Social Democrats have decided: "Truce, shmooze, we will not lose madates because of this, we will natter on about the ifs and buts of every move made by the PM." To noone’s great surprise, stabbing the PM in the back lost them voters. Rohde, thinking fair is only fair, decided to have some fun of his own. Since the leaders of the Social Democrats are all women, young and rather fragile looking, Rohde decided to give it to her good:

Seriously, can anyone here imagine a future Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt handling this crisis? With Lotte Bundsgaard as her Foreign Minister and Mette Frederiksen as the Political Spokeswoman?

Now, this might seem a rather innocous statement if it, you know, weren’t true. So Helle Thorning-Schmidt, a woman scorned, replies:

I think this truce has been rather difficult to keep because of Jens Rohde. His criticisms have been harsh, harsher than is usual in Danish Politics. This man is a low-hanging missile on the loose. I don’t think he has been very fair, and I think the PM ought to reprimand Rohde.

The problem Thorning-Schmidt has here is that a) she is lying b) she practically told the PM to reprimand Rohde, an action not unlike a situation we have seen in international politics lately. So the PM decided to let go of the leash. Quoth Rohde:

With a twinkle in my eyes I can sincerely say that she has yet to examine my low-hanging missile, so I will take this criticism with the utmost calm.

Thorning-Schmidt goes ballistic (see the irony?):

I would seriously mind to have as the Political spokesman of my party a man who treats people shabbily.

Jens Rohde responds:

This interpretation the Social Democrats have that I was being obscene, must remain their own interpretation.

After all, it wasn’t I who initially brought into this debate my missile.

 

 

 

Seen in Ekstra-Bladet:

Today’s Algebra problem 

If 12 cartoons of Mohammed can make 6 Moslem Ambassadors disappear, how many cartoons would it take to make the lot of them bugger off?

Turning to our daily dose of hypocrisy, this just in:

(About limits to free speech)

The reason I am viewed as provocative is that I show people things they don’t want to see. I think I am a good provocateur - I want to do something positive.

- Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin, speaking to Aftonbladet, May 30, 2002

But then…

There should be limits. We don’t have any prohibition against depicting Christ, but we must respect their limits.

 - Elisabeth Ohlson Wallin (of “Ecce Homo” fame) on P1 Morgon, February 2, 2006

"Hello? Hey, pot! It’s kettle on the phone - yeah, something about you being black."

So Christians don’t have limits when it comes to saying that Jesus was a backdoor-kind-of-man, that he took it up the chute?

The difference here is… The Swedish Embassy still stands. Dhimmi. Backdoor socialist. Hypocrite.

Hat tip: Stockholm Spectator (THE ressource for Swedish news) [Via: Uriasposten, Dansk-Svensk]

I kid you not. This map shows where the - to quote YAAFM - "harbingers of hate, the sword wielding sand people, the mad lovers of Muhammed, the Moslems" are destroying their own property to protest… Cartoons. Printed in Denmark. Six months ago. How stupid is that? It’s even got fucking body counts. Apparently, when we reach a billion, the fun stops. We’ll be out of Muhammed turbanists.

Tune in for the loony tunes.

As Homer Simpson would say: D’oh!

I am so glad I read this post by Michelle Malkin. Look at the photos. I thought it was just the ones in Denmark whose neural pathways had gone haywire.

No, I know it’s not that bad in Denmark. But sometimes I just feel like huddling up and start crying. What’s wrong with these people?

This is too fucking hilarious!

Excerpt from transcript as posted on Uriasposten

New York Times said: “We find them offensive, and we certainly understand why Muslims would find these images offensive.”

Oh, you New York pansies. Afraid of another attack, are we? Can’t upset the muslims now, can we? What’s next New York Times? Are you going to cover all the faces of your women employees, or just fire them all. Can’t have the women folk in the work place you know… might upset the muslims.

Here’s the deal Muslims… When your people admitedly fly panes into US buildings, bomb Spanish trains, and blow up English buses and subways, the rest of the world gets to mock your spiritual leader. Sounds like an even trade to me. Don’t want any more cartoons? He’s an idea. Stop bombing shit.

Hat tip: Uriasposten, Filtrat, My Pet Jawa, Dan Riehl

Prostitutes demand GTA ban
Slap my ***** up
By Lester Haines
Published Thursday 16th February 2006 14:45 GMT

Ladies of the night have jumped on the pop a cap in GTA bandwagon by demanding that "all parents and all gamers boycott Grand Theft Auto", GameSpot reports.

That’s the call emanating from the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP) USA website, which says that "as concerned parents ourselves, we wish to inform other parents of the potential danger extremely violent video games pose to children".

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Comment: CACKLE!