Everybody Relax
*PHEEW*
It seems we can officially breathe a sigh of relief. The Religious Policeman reports that The Muslim Offense Level has been downgraded from condition RED - HIGH to condition YELLOW - ELEVATED. Definition of MOL YELLOW:
ELEVATED
Meaning - We are definitely cross, because people keep blaming us for 9/11, Parisian cars getting torched, Saudi women getting stoned
Non-Muslim response - Pretend that these things have nothing to do with Islam or Muslims, tell everyone how we brought algebra to 9th Century Spain
Consequence of non-compliance - We will cause even more mayhem. Did you leave your car out in the street?
As bad as that may sound, it’s a lot bether than MOL RED:
HIGH
Meaning - We are extremely offended by a particular individual or country
Non-Muslim response - That individual or country must apologize
Consequence of non-compliance - Individual; Fatwa, assassination, or both. Country; Boycott (unless you export things the Saudi Royal Family are consumers of), and Saudi newspapers write a long string of boring and repetitive articles that you will never read but will drive Saudi readers to distraction.
Go there and read the full report. Also read the report announcing the elevated MOL from January 29.
